highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

everysmiledeserves:

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

merker-the-twerker:

peanutbutterismypoison:

captainsnippet:

“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart

they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!

now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.

how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice

probably the only thing i’d reblog that has twilight involved

His face in the last shot.

(Source: wannabebritish, via dragonb0y)

postwhitesociety:

euro-trotter:

you can actually pinpoint the moment when he realizes he’s made a huge mistake

lmao yes sis

(Source: vh1, via the-absolute-best-posts)

taranamgabata:

did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.
so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.
and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.
i kid u not. didn’t make this shit up.

(via xereneas)

entering-loser-ville:

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

(Source: ThisisNicolai, via darienbarbarian)

zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

did-you-kno:

Many of the families who were “helped” by ABC’s Extreme Makeover: Home Edition have gone into foreclosure on their new mega-sized homes due to excessive taxes, fees, and utility bills. Source

did-you-kno:

Many of the families who were “helped” by ABC’s Extreme Makeover: Home Edition have gone into foreclosure on their new mega-sized homes due to excessive taxes, fees, and utility bills. Source